I've long been haunted by the memory bokeh of a porn stay in Paris's Latin bokep Quarter where memek I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or %anchor_text% sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. porn It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the memek crot rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It bokeh was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

bokep As a woman from Sunderland memek said memek in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of bokep our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need bokep to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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