Failing that, do a bunch of issues half assed, bundle them up into an ugly kludge, and sell it as a set." --Jack Daniel "Being a trainer in Finland could be very prestigious. Clive Barker." --Jack Harvey "My physique is a temple that was sold to goths who turned it right into a BDSM club." --Erika Bloodaxe "The street to fascism is lined with people telling you you are over-reacting." --Charles Johnson "Should you accept that we're residing in a simulation, then you could also accept that the simulation is likely written in Javascript." --Jared Palmer "Don't mock the Waffle House. Americans will go on trip to a spot that isn't a automotive sewer, stroll and take public transit for 8-12 hours a day, discover a change in their well being, and attribute it to 'They should not have the Illuminati chemicals here.'" --@opinionhaver "Essentially the most damning reception a superhero present or film can receive is silence. 1HannahClapping "That coworker knows that watching you gambol in a brand new area will reveal two things: Where the fairly flowers AND the landmines are." --@yenzie "Drink some water, get some sleep, and no one inform my mother how to search out my Twitter account." --Caitlin Driscoll "What secrets and techniques a crackpot AI might need worth realizing is left as an exercise to the reader." --Munin "Both the UK and the US are unraveling because, it seems, the ''one simply does not do this'' crowd has no protection towards ''well, we're doing it anyway.''" --Eric Rauchway "Millennials aren't fragile. It's a generation that is overwhelmed by several, overlapping, systemic crises and given patronizing advice like 'skip the lattes and avocado toast' whereas underneath the burden of student loans, rising housing prices, stagnant wages, and a climate disaster." --Karen K. Ho "All I need to say about that is that should you come for librarians you finest not miss." --@padraig2112 "Friends, I want to level out that there is also one Extremely important reason to help libraries, and that is to keep the librarians safely contained, lest they are unleashed too quickly. You laugh, but I have been on a pub crawl with librarians. It was like being out with the Foreign Legion, besides that they cleaned up after themselves beautifully. By the fourth cease, I begged for mercy and water, however the get together bus rolled on. Librarians are a terrific and terrifying energy. We'd like them now, yes, however the day will come in the future when our sheer quantity of information achieves a critical mass, throws off its shackles, and turns into a thing that we will solely dimly conceive." --@UrsulaV "You'll run a Khaki-pants blitzkrieg on a Drag Queen Story Time for kids in a library or bookstore the place their /precise/ mother and father already determined they belong because they're 'too young,' but line as much as slut-disgrace a ten-year-outdated for getting raped by her kid-toucher stepdad? You people are fucking SICK." --Patrick S. Tomlinson "For everyone spending time with their household today, remember your chosen family is the one which can be there for you when your biological one stops making sense. At the least in my home. I hope you all have that or discover it." --Dildog "Having cats is like having drunk toddlers who are tiny sufficient to get themselves caught in cabinets." --Mx.

We're about to slam onerous into a recession that's going to make the good depression look like a furry convention rave and our man's out here bragging about receiving UI being at its lowest." --@baphometdata "The left has been warning in regards to the vast right-wing conspiracy for years. Don't search for it within the Twilight Zone, search for it in a mirror. Conspiracy Theories: From "false flag" attacks to man-made hurricanes, a look at the favorite talking points of the "most paranoid man in America" by Eric Killelea (February 21, 2017) Rolling Stone. Lore Sjoberg "Bannon's conviction, with the prospect of jail time, is an apt time for us as a society to contemplate how cruelly punitive our criminal justice system can be. We should consider alternate options and reform. I'm speaking about for whoever winds up as his cellmate, in fact." --Matt Blaze "Remember of us, healthcare is just for people it's funded for. Healthcare programs only exist if funded. Nobody cares if you're sick or dying unless you've got cash." --Asher Wolf "If we misplaced queer folx, furries, and queer furries, the Internet and much of world infrastructure and finance would crash and burn." --The Creatively Maladjusted "Honestly, there are plenty of the explanation why I'd moderately move to the EU than Canada, but one of them is that I feel it is good actually when Jews emigrate or return to nations that kicked us out. In my coronary heart I relish the prospect of busting into Eastern Europe just like the kool-assist man." --Amberite "I used to be all the time skeptical of animal camouflage until yesterday I tried to sit on a rock and it turned out to be a deer." --Adriana Porter Felt "I remember thinking that the board sport Pandemic was unrealistic as a result of it concerned multiple simultaneous international disease outbreaks. Now I notice that the unrealistic factor is that the world may very well be saved by a team of consultants from Atlanta." --Michael Ossmann "Whenever you elevate considerations, criticisms, or alarms about one of the powerful establishments in media, they are going to use every instrument at their disposal to oppose you. That's their prerogative." --Erin Overbey "Aliens most likely fly previous Earth and lock their doors." --@percpoop "Absolutely despise when a recipe tells me so as to add 2 cups of onion. They don't are available cups. They come in onions." --David East "''I'm mad that the President isn't incapacitated'' is an extremely stupid take, and some of you must hit pause in your by no means-ending random stroll for outrage." --Matt Hodges "Driving dwelling, I noticed a store with a sign which said 'BEEF TUBS IN Stock'. I do not perceive, and this may haunt me." --Hasufin "This could also be a heretical opinion in our capitalist dystopia but I do not assume influential people ought to ostentatiously work when in poor health, thus risking additional hurt to their instant and long-term health, purely so as to point out how robust and severe they are." --Katie Mack "Any, my artist's assertion advice is that if it reads such as you educated a predictive text model on a mix of Baudrillard and the Timecube web site, you are heading in the right direction." --@mycoliza "I didn't think within the year 2022, America would be coping with each youngster labor and polio." --Molly Jong-Fast "Best characteristic of aging is the bottomless black void where my concern for HN discourse used to be." --Dan McKinley "Web3 guidelines a lot as a result of they're like 'Let me present u a world beyond the limits of what you think is bodily and spiritually potential' after which describe arbitrage for McDonald's loyalty factors." --Boosterman "Anything you sweat and bleed as an engineer or designer to create, with the ostensible intention of making life higher, will get abused by individuals who have zero ethics and need cash and management. You're often solely doing a nasty thing if you pretend that these folks do not exist." --Lesley Carhart "I'm positively not one of those annoying individuals who thinks that it is best to never change the race of any character, but I'm going to have a really exhausting time believing a black man can be as naive about the government and society being a bigoted scorching mess as Professor X has been." --Cheryl Lynn Eaton "Anti gay marriage individuals are so dumb. They're at all times saying shit like 'in Genesis, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.' Actually, in Genesis, it was Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins and Mike Rutherford. Get some knowledge, ya hateful twats." --medus4 "Instructions unclear, having to drive to the ER to get an Arduino removed from an uncomfortable place." --Foone "I particularly love all these stray bullets being shot off at utterly random angles to later strike some random citizen, because the billion dollar robot somehow still cannot account for muzzle rebound after the pictures. Our tax dollars being put to work, with or without consent." --Sean Chiplock "The weirdest factor in regards to the pandemic being over is that everybody appears to have covid proper now." --Mr.

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