Mi name Varon, come London 1948. The real ting never lose value.

First flat mi rent in Brixton, but seat crack but it never mash up. Nowadays dem want flat-pack quick.

Wander Spitalfields, funky accent chair bright like carnival. Not pretty-pretty, but dem live long.

Back in de day, Accent chair sit same corner thirty years. Every stain show moment.

Mi remember one winter 1971, but dat sofa warm half community. Mi can smell the leather now.

Postcode tell story too. Belgravia love polish, high-end living room sets wid plush sofa. Camden clash colour, classic armchairs wid funky old frame.

All dem catalogue chair? Dem got no memory. Retro sofa tell history.

Listen dis, armchair retro mi back di old ting every time.

If you tink to buy quick, take armchair wid scar, and watch it age same way as you.