Shopping for a man’s 70th birthday is no easy task. Men at 70 often say they don’t need anything. The man who has everything still wants something memorable.

The way forward is gifts that tell a story.

Here are our top ten quirky suggestions guaranteed to surprise and delight a man turning seventy.

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## 1. Retro Coke Cooler
A vintage Coke cooler is a nostalgic party piece. Keeps drinks cold while looking iconic.

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## 2. Luchadores Bottle Opener
This Mexican wrestler bottle opener adds humour to every drink. Perfect for home bars.

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## 3. Neon Tube Lights
Neon never goes out of style. Neon tube lights transform a lounge or study.

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## 4. City Direction Sign
Quirky décor gifts for husband} with personality. A handmade city direction sign reminds him of trips and memories.

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## 5. Cassette Tape Neon Light
A throwback to the 70s and 80s. A cassette tape neon sign sparks memories of classic tunes.

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## 6. Gold Starman Vase
Cheeky design for flower displays. A space-age décor piece combines art with practicality.

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## 7. Wooden Wine Box
Rustic and practical all at once. A handmade reclaimed case makes a predictable gift special.

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## 8. Soldier Helmet Clock
Military grit turned into décor. A military wall clock perfect for collectors.

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## 9. Union Jack Flag
retro toys and collectible presents design for walls. A giant retro banner commands attention in any room.

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## 10. Quirky Toiletpaper Mirror
Art that makes you laugh. A quirky mirror adds playfulness to décor.

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## Final Word
Seventy deserves a gift that stands out. From functional style to statement gifts, retro themed gift} these ten unusual ideas are guaranteed to surprise.