Facing the annual dilemma of buy secret santa gifts Santa gifts, you don’t want to be the one who brings a boring mug. This year, go retro or go home.

Whether you're shopping for that weird cousin, hilarious vintage presents make the best impression—especially when they’re stylish with a side of unhinged.

For him, forget whisky stones and golf balls. Instead, try a neon ‘Don’t Touch My Stuff’ desk light. Weird is in—and he’ll thank you for it.

Shopping for women? Embrace the unexpected. A cheeky wall print from the 70s might just win you the unofficial Secret Santa crown.

Still not sure? Here's the trick: **aim for cool secret santa gifts a mix of retro charm and unexpected humour**. Think:
A swear-word cross-stitch kit
A keychain shaped like a VHS tape
A candle that smells like ‘Regret’

You don’t have to spend loads to win Christmas. It’s about surprising someone with something cooler than expected.

If it doesn’t make someone snort with laughter, what’s the point?

The best part? You’ll find loads of these gems in our Unusual Gifts collection. From vintage curios to full-blown chaos in a box, we’ve curated the weirdest winners.

So grab a gift before the office weirdo does. Your perfect, funny, retro Secret Santa gift is probably blinking at you in neon.

Because tasteful is overrated.