I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept memek awake all night by a woman in a nearby room porn screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next bokeh morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being memek faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to bokeh faking orgasms. It was porn crot generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all crot about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', bokep and bokep that bokep women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order memek to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater bokeh the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a memek bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like bokep a demented hyena is if your sex bokeh education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert bokep nearby males that bokeh they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I crot bokep can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best memek sex may just be the quietest.


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