I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was bokeh kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby bokep memek room screeching so loudly that I wondered bokep if I should offer to perform an bokep exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the bokeh receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her bokep eyes bokeh and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the bokep louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater porn the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when crot a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my porn Parisian hotel.

In my porn days bokeh editing The Erotic Review memek magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other porn tasks bokeh in hand. This was crot the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokep and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners bokeh over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




bokeh A new study bokep confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, crot porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason crot to screech like a demented hyena is bokep if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As memek a woman from Sunderland memek said memek in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling porn drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm crot concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

memek Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha memek concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our bokep nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen porn to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be bokeh the quietest.


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