I've porn long been haunted by the memory bokeh of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman bokep in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this bokep new bokeh study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women bokep know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in bokep terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, porn and bokeh crot sex as porn genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a crot fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly porn confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokep bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their bokep energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two bokep researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They bokep declared that erotic decibels bokeh were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described porn as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so memek to speak.




A new study confirms the porn louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the memek greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was porn like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The memek only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn bokep , bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours bokep complained that her porn sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as crot I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if crot you're not, porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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